Summer-1994: Driving in the Cleveland area (maybe from Cedar Point or Geagau Lake...not sure) I've got the radio tuned to The End, 107.9. I would always tune to that station on the turnpike because I liked the mix of modern rock they had (Unfortunately, the station is long gone now). A song comes on, it sounds like Pavement but it's much too smooth. The guy's singing about pulling the thread on his sweater as he walks away. It's got a much more fun feel than the current state of "grunge" at the time. The DJ does his break after saying it's the latest from a new band called Weezer. Their album is produced by Ric Ocasek which explains the roughness being smoothed out. I like it. I'm introduced to Weezer.
Fall-1994: It's fall semester and everyone can't get enough of that new video from Weezer. It's got the band transposed with the cast of "Happy Days" and director Spike Jonze is hailed as the next big thing. Everyone reminisces how much they love the Fonz, and "Buddy Holly" is a great burst of pop energy. I get the album and find even more to like. Songs about solitude with Kiss posters "In The Garage", lead singer Rivers Cuomo is taking his surfboard to work while we're taking our cars "Surf-Wax America", and he shows a reflective side without being too soft "The World Has Turned And Left Me Here". Life is good.
1996: Well, the follow up to their debut album is out and I'm currently listening to their latest single "El Scorcho". It's a gas, especially when Cuomo says "he'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon." I rush to pick up "Pinkerton". Even though it's more emotionally raw, musically and lyrically, I still love it. Cuomo's talking about how he's "Tired of Sex", how he's dumb for falling for a lesbian ("Pink Triangle"), how he's in love with an 18 year old Japanese girl overseas ("Across The Sea"), and how he misses "The Good Life". I'm digging it. But I feel isolated with my new "Pinkerton" album. No friends are talking about it, it's getting no radio play and worse yet, Rolling Stone readers have dubbed it "The Second worst album of the year". I take my "Pinkerton" and stow it away and bring it out on special occasions...Rivers goes to Harvard.
2001: 5 years have passed. It seems the new young emo crowd can't get enough of "Pinkerton" and have resurrected interest in the band. Word is the band will release a new album soon. I can't believe it's been a whole 5 years. It seems like twenty. Weezer releases their "Green" album. It's got that sunny feel their debut had (hell, the first time I hear the opening lines to "Photograph", I think the song is titled "Buddy Holly 2"!) It's got some great stuff. "Don't Let Go" breezes out of the gate and good feelings are abound. There's a sure to be single in "Island In the Sun", the latest single is menacing, but in a Weezer way, "Hash Pipe", and Cuomo is singing about crabbing at the booty ("Crab"). He sounds happy to be back. The album is a delight. They're supposedly going to release a new album every year. That is fantastic!
2002: As promised, Weezer drops "Maladroit". The lead single "Dope Nose" makes me wonder if Cuomo has been hanging with ZZ Top. It sounds terrific in a "Tush" way. And it's like Rivers knew that a young age, I always wanted to start a band and do a video with Muppets, and he gets to live that childhood dream of mine with "Keep Fishin'". The rest of "Maladroit" has nothing I can hang my hat on as it's a bit unmemorable, but I'm OK with that. They're gonna release another album soon. I've got the ferocious guitars of "Dope Nose" to keep me in tact till then.
2005: Well, it's been three years since their last release. I understand, it's tough to release an album every year, it's cool. Hey, Rolling Stone is calling Weezer's new single, "Beverly Hills", the song of the summer. I ignore the fact that the guitar line is almost identical to "I Love Rock 'n Roll". It's still fun. I finally hear "Make Believe", their new album. It leads with "Beverly Hills" and "Perfect Situation", both are OK if not remarkable songs. Then I get to "This Is Such A Pity". I'm floored. It's the most awful thing I've heard Weezer do. The keyboards and guitar solo are nauseating. I feel betrayed, Weezer has never let me down this much. I try to listen to the rest of the album but besides Cuomo singing about how we're all on drugs, I can't shake the feeling this relationship is about to end. I boycott "Beverly Hills". I vow I'm through with Weezer. It really is such a pity.2008: Rivers is at it again. It seems in his spare time, he's asking fans, via youtube, to help him write a new song. Sometimes he's gotta football helmet on, other times his voice is disguised. It's entertaining watching how he's developing something with his fans from scratch. It's probably where he gets the idea for the Weezer Hootenanny, asking fans to bring their own instrument so they can "jam" with Weezer in concert. I'm thoroughly amused. (Here's Part 8: "Development". It starts with the song and some great 80's dance footage, followed by hysterical Rivers Cuomo commentary. There are 16 parts on youtube if you've got a lot of time on your hands).
2008: My brother hands me the new "Red" album. I've heard the "Pork and Beans" and am not ready to start my relationship with Weezer again. I feel like an alcoholic getting a drink offered to me..."No, really, I shouldn't.......well, alright, one can't hurt." I laugh at the cover with Rivers sporting a cowboy hat and porn stache. "Troublemaker" is funny as well. Maybe this won't be that bad. "Heartsongs" comes on. I feel embarrassed I got back into this relationship, maybe it was too soon. I have yet to listen to this album since.
2009-today: I know Weezer is still out there and all I know is this is their new album cover and it's called "Raditude". And as I've just discovered putting this article together, you can get "Raditude" and Weezer snuggie for $29.95. I probably won't turn you down if you ask me to listen, but I'm not going into this venture without reservations. I've been burned before. Instead I'll go to my I-pod, search for "El Scorcho" and hit play. "God damn you half Japanese girls...you do it to me every time."Essential:
Pinkerton 1996
Recommended:
Weezer "The Blue Album" 1994
Weezer "The Green Album" 2001
Best of Compilation:
1. Undone-The Sweater Song
2. Buddy Holly
3. Surf Wax America
4. The World Has Turned And Left Me Here
5. Tired Of Sex
6. El Scorcho
7. Pink Triangle
8. The Good Life
9. Don't Let Go
10. Hash Pipe
11. Island In The Sun
12. Glorious Day
13. Dope Nose
14. Keep Fishin'
15. Beverly Hills
16. Troublemaker























